Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Emergency Cow Evacuation!

Ring, Ring, Ring
Me: Hi, babe!
JD: I have the BIGGEST news ever!
Me: Oh my gosh! Do we have to move out of our house?
JD: No! Its almost that big though.
Me: What is it?
JD: We got a cow who must've crossed the Green River while it was frozen and now we gotta go git' her! We got these guys comin with a 32' raft we're gonna put her on!
Me: ......

Yeah, we got a bunch of people to go down the Green river to rescue a cow. I had to think LAYERS. 4 Pants, 2 socks, 2 shirts, 1 hoodie, 1 coat, and 1 life jacket. Don't forget sunscreen and sunglasses of course. On the way there JD said," There's an 80% chance she's not even ours." lol

Of course I had to eat a 2nd breakfast. Quick stop at Burger King
the SILVER BULLET!
Our guide, Ben. Marissa, Sonya, Dace, JD, and Me aka the PARTY BOAT!

Marissa, me, Cindy Perry, and Aunt Sonya
I know i look retarded but the landscape was beautiful
Lunch time.

JD won! duh!

JD and cousin Josh Horrocks
Overall, it was a beautiful day. I wish there were more rapids but oh well. I stayed warm except the wind made my face cold. We didn't end up finding the cow (probably died). It was so much fun! Everyone had a great time.

3 comments:

Binghams said...

what an adventure!! how fun, I love last minute fun! to bad youdidnt ever find the cow lol.

The Millers said...

That poor freaking cow!! ha ha ;) im still upset that nobody saw what moose did to mitch

Meagan said...

Ha ha! You are such a hick whitney..